December 2010
My Friday Night
amberbanana:
While my other friends are out in the clubs like,
I’m sitting here on the computer
But it’s okay because I have TUMBLR, so
☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ I have a Tumblr.
Full Cycle
Mom: If I washed the USB drive will it still work?
Me: Umm, I doubt it, but make sure it’s completely dry before you try it.
Mom: It is dry it went through the dryer.
THAT MOMENT WHEN THE HOT BOY IN MY CLASS
Asks for my help with something and on the outside I’m like:
But on the inside I’m all:
And then I help him and he’s all:
And I’m like:
And he’s all “I love you so much right now”:
And at first I wanna be like:
But then I realize he just said that because I saved his ass and I’m all:
And then he goes back to his seat and I’m all:
Then after class I tell my friends about...
“I play Damon… the bad vampire with all the good lines.”
– Ian Somerhalder. (via tvdstefanelenadamon)
Guys, the only ass worth spamming tumblr with is...
zaurorax:
Whenever I download a new song no one has ever...
reneejessica:
I am like:
It keeps getting better and better every time I play it and I go like:
After a month, they play it on the radio and I am like:
I hear people singing it on the street and I look at them like
When I hear someone singing it with a wrong lyrics I am like
Then my friend approaches me to ask me if I’ve heard of that song he goes like
Feeling disappointed of...
At the age of 16, 80% of people have already met...
heyshawnie:
morgypantsz:
alexlauren:
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
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statistics like this freak me out
same here, dude. and it’s like…maybe it’s someone I know but I don’t have feelings for or something like...
That awkward moment when you start telling a story...
Why I hate being single in...
goyourownway3x:
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss under the mistletoe?”
Me: “Oh, actually, I’m single so…yeah.”
Person: “So, who you gonna kiss at midnight on new years?”
Me: “Yeah, I’m uh, still single so…”
Person: “So, who’s gonna be your Valentine?”
Me: ”I’M FUCKING SINGLE! GET IT INTO YOUR FUCKING HEAD! I’M GOING TO GROW OLD ALONE EXCEPT FOR MY PLETHORA OF CATS!”
"But Brendon isn't gay!"
hurricaneeyes:
fullonswayzeed-deactivated20111 asked: Where did you get the song? :O I want it!
Only Chuck motherfucking Palahniuk could start a...
-pallasathena:
“If you’re going to read this, don’t bother.”
He is my god.
