“Click here for more hipster on your dash!”
Click here for my foot up your ass.
(via cleverandironic)
i love my otp more than i love myself
(Source: hussiesprostate, via kelenabloodlines)
one day, 30 years from now, somebody on here is going to run for president
and you’ll lose because you wrote fanfics about teenage boys having buttsex when you were 12
(via onthegraves)
She is uglier than me.
I actually can not physically right now, oh my God.