me: whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-
me: is that a 30,000 word fanfic
May 23      ♥ 21705     source  

peasantbutts:

if google isn’t your search engine i don’t trust you

May 23      ♥ 110194     source  

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

May 23      ♥ 66525     source  

{1/150} pictures of Lena Headey +

May 21      ♥ 281     source  

tripnskip:

s-tark:

where is tony stark to buy tumblr back from yahoo

image

He’s busy arguing with Pepper about 12% of Tumblr.

May 21      ♥ 14695     source  
me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
May 21      ♥ 47739     source  
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notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

May 21      ♥ 41722     source  
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oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

May 21      ♥ 162573  

& i’m not even tall enough to hold it up fully.

NONE OF YOU ARE READY FOR WHAT I JUST BOUGHT FROM THE MARVEL PROMO GEAR

May 21      ♥ 1  

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

May 21      ♥ 233651  

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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