57944
02 Jun 12 at 3 pm

(Source: l00mer, via snivellus)

mum: why are you doing that?
me: because a band did it
mum: if a band jumped off a cli-
me: yes

justalittlelaugh:

“Click here for more hipster on your dash!”


Click here for my foot up your ass.

(via cleverandironic)

me: hello followers how are you
followers:
followers:
followers:
me: yeah me too

i love my otp more than i love myself

(Source: hussiesprostate, via kelenabloodlines)

 349
02 Jun 12 at 1 pm

(Source: lanadelgifs, via onlylana)

cherswifts:

one day, 30 years from now,  somebody on here is going to run for president 

and you’ll lose because you wrote fanfics about teenage boys having buttsex when you were 12 

(via onthegraves)

(Source: lordmalfoy)

 14543
02 Jun 12 at 4 am

onthegraves:

She is uglier than me.


I actually can not physically right now, oh my God.